Monday, November 09, 2009

How To Be a Successful Teenager

About the 5th grade at Deshler Elementary, we used to sneak into the southwest corner of the school library to peruse "How To Be A Successful Teenager." About a third of the way through, there were some gonad pictures. Not real "pictures," line drawings, barely a cut above (bris?) atick figure stuff. The dick was labeled with a misspelled "PINES" and that aforementioned bris was all about "sanitation." I think the female labia and surrounding software all got spelled correctly, but nobody ever learned how to pronounce "clitoris." Cheap thrills in the back of the library.

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