Sally Kern Goes Out For Lunch

I personally have no problem with people who raise salamanders for food. Everyone has to eat, but when these people try to indoctrinate our mammal-eating 2 year olds in Kensington, Maryland and Pensacola, Florida into ingesting swamp critters - while we're worshipping in Sunday School and they're innocently teeter-tottering out on the playground, I have to say that, now this is the whole very reason that I'm talking to you here today, putting myself into mortal jeopardy - let me tell you this is considered a very dangerous message - is that no society that has embraced salamander consumption has ever lasted more than a few decades.

Did you know these people are infesting your school boards and city councils? They are a bigger threat than tsunami, earthquakes, tainted cat food, rattlesnakes, Islam O'Fascists - which I personally think is a very, very big threat - and baseball steroids combined.

It's happening all over, in Pittsburgh, West Palm Beach, and Tulsa. If you got a cancer growing and spreading all over, are you gonna say, "Well, hey then, let's just let it grow because it's natural and chemotherapy ain't?"

Hell, no.

They call it a "life style," but I call them amphibian-eaters. They will die horrible deaths early and often - and they want to indoctrinate your children so they can watch them die and laugh at them as they agonizingly twist into terminal cessation.

That, very simply, is what amuses them.

They want nothing less than complete control of the entire universe with their agenda. Now, I don't mean to bash them, but they are trying to present their perverted diet as an acceptable lifestyle and force us to eat the same food by any means at their disposal.

I'm Sally Kern and you fuckers elected me.