due to recent revelations and whatnot and also to uphold our finely honed journalistic traditions, principles of fair play, the American way, the robot dance way and the reverse cowgirl way, we feel we must ask: Vicki Iseman how proud are you of the United States of America? are you as proud as Cindy McCain? prouder? and what would you guess is your proudness ratio vis-a-vis that tramp Michelle Obama? and just touching briefly on your wild sex romps with Saint John; were cigars involved in any way? what's your favorite color dress? may we interview your dry cleaners? what's his wiener look like?