Mitt the Flip (Mormon), candidate most likely to be a robot gone bad. charming smile. eats pussy with a full place setting of silverware. big robot family.
Rudy N. Levenson (Jewish), would have the most fun destroying the country. sooo much fun. hides behind sexy persona, is really a one hand job a week guy. loves mirrors and torture.
Fred Jiggleface (Whatever), that's not a smile, it's a burp. will mosey us into another war right after a nice nap. thinks sex has become one more interminable chore, always a bottom.
Paul the Piper ($esus), one part sanity, five parts wackidy. loves to laugh. uses whores that are clean, young and shaved pink. very bad tipper.
Whitey McJohn (Orthodox Vietnam), is exactly as old as he looks. after several bleachings, still not white enough for Republicans. cock fell off years ago. our best chance to win Vietnam war.
Huck (Snake Stabbers), praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, holy moley, down on your knees America, and many other nuggets of wisdom. this former reality TV star loves hetero anal, can't get enough. whipper snappers welcome.
The Rest (House of Hookares), shoot the mezkins, fuck the gays
Rudy N. Levenson (Jewish), would have the most fun destroying the country. sooo much fun. hides behind sexy persona, is really a one hand job a week guy. loves mirrors and torture.
Fred Jiggleface (Whatever), that's not a smile, it's a burp. will mosey us into another war right after a nice nap. thinks sex has become one more interminable chore, always a bottom.
Paul the Piper ($esus), one part sanity, five parts wackidy. loves to laugh. uses whores that are clean, young and shaved pink. very bad tipper.
Whitey McJohn (Orthodox Vietnam), is exactly as old as he looks. after several bleachings, still not white enough for Republicans. cock fell off years ago. our best chance to win Vietnam war.
Huck (Snake Stabbers), praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, holy moley, down on your knees America, and many other nuggets of wisdom. this former reality TV star loves hetero anal, can't get enough. whipper snappers welcome.
The Rest (House of Hookares), shoot the mezkins, fuck the gays
7 comments:
A big hearty hooooooo agggghhhhh to the character nutsacking!
Or how about "...character assiNUTion!" @>O
Well shit! One more time!
I swear this is the last time to try and get it right!
Probably not even very funny, at least not enough to warrant such a friggin' effort! :>)
"...character ASSassiNUTion!"
Better?
hell, my nuts are that big
--even bigger--
but you don't see ME
needing to run for president.
i'm comfortable with my big nuttedness.
The image? Feh. Bulls will be bulls.
The writing? ohgodohgodohgodohgod!
Whew. That felt really good. Do it again, please, after I've had time to recover.
Please, sir, may i have another?!
that picture...wow - it looks like something maru would post at WTF is it now?
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