the candidates(d) in a nutsackCutlery Triangle (Babykillers), big advocate of the 'Surprise Presidency'. likes cock very much, but only those that have been severed from their owners. poses for photos like a cat hiding a fish.
Pop Haircut (Theonethepoorpeopledo), this is Bill Clinton without the voracious intellect. a sincere understanding and compassion is his product. if you stubbed your toe this morning, expect to receive a fundraising letter about it this afternoon. skin so thin, he ejaculates at first touch.
Drums Obama (Fuzzy Christian), last best hope for our pretend democracy. not as smart as he looks, loves everyone exactly the same. wears a special undergarment to conceal his embarrassingly large tool. once whistled at a white woman.
Gitdown Charlie McDodd (Connecticutism), may have to resign from The Party due to recent discovery of a spine. hair is so white due to 26 years of crazy scary S/M. hates pizza.
The New Mexican Dude (Mysharona), will pay you $50 to read his resume. not seriously running for president, c'mon who ya kiddin' here? wears out three blond girls twice a week. toenails are disgusting.
DJ Denny K (Universal Ahhh), believes in all wrong kinds of alien supermen. also believes in way too much of the hogwash we were fed in poli-sci 101. looks funny. has nearly continuous hard-on, visits moon frequently with hot wife.
Joe Blabben (ATM), is running for president so he can talk more. loves phone sex with bankers. got an hour to kill, ask Joe for the time of day. always wants to cuddle and talk after intercourse. also before and during.
Algore (Happy Pappies), perhaps now too sane to run for prez. won some big whoopdedoo prize for being all scared of nature an' stuff. has mostly boring sex with dumpy wife and likes it. can't stand doorbells.
Pop Haircut (Theonethepoorpeopledo), this is Bill Clinton without the voracious intellect. a sincere understanding and compassion is his product. if you stubbed your toe this morning, expect to receive a fundraising letter about it this afternoon. skin so thin, he ejaculates at first touch.
Drums Obama (Fuzzy Christian), last best hope for our pretend democracy. not as smart as he looks, loves everyone exactly the same. wears a special undergarment to conceal his embarrassingly large tool. once whistled at a white woman.
Gitdown Charlie McDodd (Connecticutism), may have to resign from The Party due to recent discovery of a spine. hair is so white due to 26 years of crazy scary S/M. hates pizza.
The New Mexican Dude (Mysharona), will pay you $50 to read his resume. not seriously running for president, c'mon who ya kiddin' here? wears out three blond girls twice a week. toenails are disgusting.
DJ Denny K (Universal Ahhh), believes in all wrong kinds of alien supermen. also believes in way too much of the hogwash we were fed in poli-sci 101. looks funny. has nearly continuous hard-on, visits moon frequently with hot wife.
Joe Blabben (ATM), is running for president so he can talk more. loves phone sex with bankers. got an hour to kill, ask Joe for the time of day. always wants to cuddle and talk after intercourse. also before and during.
Algore (Happy Pappies), perhaps now too sane to run for prez. won some big whoopdedoo prize for being all scared of nature an' stuff. has mostly boring sex with dumpy wife and likes it. can't stand doorbells.
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I know you forgot someone, but I'll be damned if I can think who it is.
Angry McGraveler? Lost old man who lures idealistic young'uns to his Alaskan BDSM torture chamber where he locks them away to forget about them.
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